Sunday, March 18, 2018

And yet more poetry

So....to enjoy this adventure, go back a few posts, to the beginning. To continue...

Me:

Good thing we went for a walk last night
Or today my clothes would be very tight!

Diane:

I never felt fatter than I do right now
I swell in the desert and feel like a cow.
I drink lots of water and try to eat right
But for some reason, I’m losing the fight!

Me:

We will beat everyone’s asses
With your cool new sunglasses!
And Beagle says you otter
Not drink too much water!

Oh my-it
This diet
Is a riot
I can’t deny it
I want to cry it
No lie-it!
I want some pie-it!

Diane:

Oh my, you are really stretchin’
These poems you are fetchin’
I know your pounds are melting off
I gain one with every cough
That’s a cop out, I am sure
Just stop eating,
That’s the cure!






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